Saturday, March 17, 2007

Commercial Evangelists - 20 Signs to identify them!

They misinterpret and twist Bible verses to sharpen their personal agenda
They can be of local or foreign brands – very expensive
They crate their own fables on Biblical figures
They are good at acrobatics and ‘jump dances’ on the stage
They feign epileptic seizures that in turn stimulates hysterical reactions in others
They live by body languages – their faces rotate and eyebrows dance
They are good in voice modulation, they scream, screech and shriek
They wail while their tears hide in their eyelids
They are good at uttering lies and in practicing deception, they are master brains
They live a life of shame as parasites on the innocent knaves and gullible
They decorate themselves with expensive attire and jewelry paid for by believers, disgracing Him.
They are self-anointed earthly blessings-brokers with no covenant, binding on them
They travel all over the world and build up assets everywhere under the Sun.
They are insulated against action, as no power would ever dare to challenge them
They spent on philanthropy as fishing baits for more returns
They put innocent children into faith marketing and none would dare touch them invoking Child Labour Act.
They live either on TV hallows or borrowed hallows from ecclesiastical Judas Iscariots
They beg without shame and corner the returns in solid personal assets under shady Trusts
They are blind on faith; but smartly live on cornered faiths.

My Prayer to conclude: ‘God. They do not know what damage they do to the community that trusts them and what slight and sham they cause on You and the image of Christianity in collaboration with your accredited herds in identifiable robes. Forgive them because they neither know nor evaluate the damage their atrocious actions cause on Christianity as a whole’

This is pasted in other blogspots too. Mathew Thomas

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